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...is well below .500 at tic-tac-toe
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...redesigned his office to look like the set of "Mad Money with Jim Cramer."
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... patiently waits for the day when he will know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
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... is from the John L. Smith school of motivation. But instead of slapping himself in the face:

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He's going to kick himself in the nuts.
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Has yet to figure out that Clark Kent is Superman
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Flipper wrote:Has yet to figure out that Clark Kent is Superman
or that Bruce Wayne is Batman
TSASOTFMB!!!!
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Has some really nasty toe jam.
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....thinks BGSU is in Kentucky :evil:
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...in lieu of film study, shows his team old home movies of his youth and narrates them a la The Wonder Years.
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...convinced Rosie O'Donnell to leave The View to serve as his defensive line coach.
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Can't wait for The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants 2 to hit theaters...
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...sweeps his floors with the brush on top of Sparty's helmut. He thinks it's a pretty cool brush holder!
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can be seen talking about BG in a video on
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Post by BGFalconfromCincy »

....is pissed he can't get the Big 11 network since he has Time Warner
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...wants MSU to scrap the Big 10 and join the League of Women Voters.
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