I want serious predictions for the opener on Sept.4th...

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[Seriously - ask any band vet - band is about sex, music, sex, marching, drinking, sex and finally intercourse. I overheard one band member say "all I learned about sex, I learned in band."

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This one time at band camp....... :lol:
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Falconfreak90 wrote:[Seriously - ask any band vet - band is about sex, music, sex, marching, drinking, sex and finally intercourse. I overheard one band member say "all I learned about sex, I learned in band."
This one time at band camp....... :lol:[/quote]

The question is why was this not conveyed to us way back in elementary school when we had to make the decision whether or not to play an instrument!?
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The question is why was this not conveyed to us way back in elementary school when we had to make the decision whether or not to play an instrument!?
Yeah, like you, being a fifth grader, would have believed a band director saying, "we want you to put down your recorders and pick up another type of instrument of your liking. Don't worry, if you stick with it long enough, it should eventually lead to you getting laid."

Not a strong message, if you ask me.
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Anyone see "Mean Girls?"

My favorite part of that movie was when Lindsay Lohan looked over the lunch room tables and mentioned the table for "sexually active band members."

I actually stopped staring at Lindsay Lohan and Tina Fey for a few seconds and laughed. :wink:
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are not like Soonersenfuego or whatever that name was. I hate posters like him that go to boards just to start fights. Heck....it may be a Texas fan just making OU look bad. It seems that is a new hobby these days....

I just dropped by cause I enjoy reading what opposing fans think of the Sooners. I probably won't be here long, but you will see me again.

I'm hopin for a good, clean football game and hopefully all you comin down will enjoy Norman.

Good luck...you oughta have another fine season and don't embarrass us too bad. :wink:
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