Tom Amstutz

PresBG · Post by **PresBG** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:12 pm

....has more rolls than a percussion methods book.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:13 pm

...insists that he is NOT a Communist.

...because he's a douchebag.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:18 pm

... watches every political show he can, just to hear the word filibuster, which causes him to laugh uncontrollably.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:00 pm

..is shocked that Amstutz cooks for his coaches.... outside his office. "Duck, Pheasant, etc."

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:01 pm

MiamiBando wrote:..is shocked that Amstutz cooks for his coaches.... outside his office. "Duck, Pheasant, etc."

......can't believe that the ESPN crew actually bought that lie.

......eats all of that duck, pheasant, etc. himself.

FalconFanKM · Post by **FalconFanKM** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:03 pm

... paints himself every night in red and dances around as the Kool-Aid man saying "OH YEAH!!!!"

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:40 am

..wants to be a jelly doughnut when he grows up.

---MH

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:49 am

MiamiBando wrote:..is shocked that Amstutz cooks for his coaches.... outside his office. "Duck, Pheasant, etc."

....insists that he kills and eats so many animals just so he can keep his body weight up "for the winter".

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:53 am

MiamiBando wrote:..is shocked that Amstutz cooks for his coaches.... outside his office. "Duck, Pheasant, etc."

....often refers to himself in third person.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:58 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
MiamiBando wrote:..is shocked that Amstutz cooks for his coaches.... outside his office. "Duck, Pheasant, etc."

....often refers to himself in third person.

...because he knows that there's a good possibility that there is a third person in him. There just has to be!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:05 am

....had to give up soccer because he could no longer see his feet...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:06 am

...refuses to play badminton because the word "shuttlecock" sounds "really gay"....

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:10 am

knows GRADkowski will never GRADuate, but loves him anyway....because he's a communist.

---MH

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:33 am

...rolls his wife in powdered sugar before sex, so it will be worth his time.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:41 am

Recently hired an assistant coach to tie his shoes.

--MH