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1987alum wrote:purchased a shamWOW for each of his assistants last Christmas.
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He bought knock off ShamWOW's...I think they're called ShamHEY...or ShamWHOA
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.... knows that if he doesn't RUTS this year like crazy Coach Hawkins did before him, his team will get over looked by the rest of the nation this season. After all, "IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL!!"
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actually reads opponents forum boards to develop his game plan.
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...keeps fuzzy dice in his 79 Pinto.

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...spends the off-season as a TV evangelist.

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...paints his toenails.
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...enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
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Put lipstick on a pig.
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...searched high and low through his contract for a loophole that would allow him to wear short-shorts on game days.
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...bathes in mashed potatoes
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cw08 wrote:Put lipstick on a pig.
... brilliant! ...


doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.
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1987alum wrote:

doesn't know the difference between Pocatello and bordello.
...couldn't get laid in either one.

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...can't figure out how to work ThunderSticks.
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...supports "Lawn Dart Night" at the Doyt.
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