Joe Glenn......

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:24 pm

thinks "Rock Me Amadeus" is an example of high society music!

knows how to do the "tootsie roll!"

wants to declare war on Canada, but can't find it on a map!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:28 pm

Cheats on his taxes...in the government's favor

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:54 pm

... is easily confused when seeing his name on paper: Glenn, Joseph. "Who the hell is Glenn Joseph?"

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:19 am

... likes to switch the oxygen tanks with helium just to hear the guys talk. Then he giggles.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:41 am

.... sells tin foil hats.

FortWayneFalcon · Post by **FortWayneFalcon** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:29 pm

..has underinflated tires and continues to ignore the dummy light.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:34 pm

Sees this sign ...

And immediately becomes self-conscious, muttering "how do they know?" under his breath.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:37 pm

Thinks this country would be a lot better off if it weren't for beatniks, hippies and boy bands.

I pretty much agree with him on the boy band thing...

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:05 pm

's favorite TV show is Fast Animals, Slow Children

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:40 pm

looks forward to a change of posession so he can tap his players on the flank.

--MH

Falconboy · Post by **Falconboy** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:40 pm

....wear's the new Axe Dark Temptation.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:42 am

..wonders if this thread will stop on Friday or keep going through the game on Saturday.

..will have his GA's check at halftime.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:20 am

... was surprised to hear that Clay Aiken is gay. Is now considering selling his memorabilia collection.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:24 am

...thinks "Smart Guy" is a great show.

vwfalcon · Post by **vwfalcon** » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:30 am

...voted for nikki in the sideline spirit contest