Wisconsin Head Coach Barry Alvarez ...

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:11 am

FliccGirl wrote:...and alway's uses unnecessary apostrophe's.

you got me FliccGirl...thankfully there is an edit button

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:57 am

Barry Alvarez is headed to New Orleans to get a “new” TV and VCR.

bgsuarkie · Post by **bgsuarkie** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:04 am

ahahaha, this thread is like the Conan Obrien skit, "In the year 2000...."

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:09 am

bgsuarkie wrote:ahahaha, this thread is like the Conan Obrien skit, "In the year 2000...."

Arkie...Get used to it...We picked this up from our good friends the Sooners last year when they were skewering Brandon and it has been a staple thread ever since...

And BTW, Barry Alvarez saw Gigli 5 times at the theater.

bgsuarkie · Post by **bgsuarkie** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:15 am

Oh, I'm not saying anything bad about the thread... I love it. It just reminds me of the obrien skit.

James

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 am

Is a staunch supporter of cell phone use during air travel.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:22 am

Has massive, yellow armpit stains on all of his shirts.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:26 am

...wears shorts, white socks and black loafers when he heads out to the Piggly Wiggly to grocery shop for staples like pork rinds, moon pies and Strawberry Yoohoo

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:36 am

Didn't laugh when Horatio Sanz from Saturday Night Live did an impression of him at a team banquet.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:44 am

is coach Amstutz's body double.

---MH

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:45 am

NEVER eats the middle of an oreo first!

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:00 pm

Barry Alvarez likes to remind us that gas is still cheaper than it was in the late 70’s.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:49 pm

COME ON GUYS! We have to do better! OK's site is already up to 9 pages on it's Gary Patterson thread!

Barry Alvarez likes to say “Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!”

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:03 pm

BGFan wrote:NEVER eats the middle of an oreo first!

Barry Alvarez doesn't even bother chewing his Oreos, much less eating the middle first.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:36 pm

...wipes one sheet of TP at a time - and turns it over to conserve.