Jim Tressel

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:10 pm

...when in Youngstown, did like Mo Clarrett - always wore his bullet proof vest and traveled around town with three AK-47's, a 9 mm revolver, and a bottle of Grey Goose

falcfan · Post by **falcfan** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:33 pm

coined the phrases

"it takes a village.."

and

"boom goes the dynamite."

BleedOrange · Post by **BleedOrange** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:14 pm

...uses Preparation H for lip balm.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:41 pm

transfer2BGSU wrote:...when in Youngstown...always wore his bullet proof vest....

Who can blame him?

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:44 pm

....sometimes gets startled when he farts.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:40 am

Leads his team in a round version of "The Wheels On The Bus" during the trip from the hotel to the stadium.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:41 am

...is only going to dress seven players for the game against BGSU this Saturday. The rest of the team will have to dress themselves

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:38 am

...had to check his own team's colors after hearing Gregg Brandon's recent quote.

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:10 pm

will lose control when he's 105 years old and punch a Clemson linebacker in the throat during a game.

4th Row · Post by **4th Row** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:40 pm

...has had it with these mother***ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:40 am

Jams to the Village people
and lip sings to his Shawn Cassidy albums

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:40 am

buys his sweatervests from goodwill.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:41 am

MACMAN wrote:Jams to the Village people

is a macho macho man

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:56 am

...picks his nose and wipes it on the inside of his sweatervests.
the habit has gotten so out of control lately, he's thinking of moving to the soon-to-be-open HC position at MSU (once J.L.S. comes here, of course

), so that they blend in better.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:03 am

organized the vandalization of our rock. He is now covering his ass since he knows he's number one on Goofy's hit list.