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Carries a sign that says "Will work for food", but he really has no intention of actually working for it...he just wants you to feed him.
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Like his women like he likes his pizza...covered with cheese and comped by the house
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... can name every madonna song in alphabetical order
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... would eat himself if he were a hot dog
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... has a secret real last name. He just introduces himself as "Amstutz" believe that "stutz" is a synonym for "Fat" and just plain uses poor grammar.
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actually has TWO hot daughters.
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... sucks
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... thinks BG stands for Big Gulps
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...is happy Bowling Green installed field turf because of his urges to graze on the grass.
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...idolizes Violet Beauregard, after chewing the gum.
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...puts condiments on his hot dog and then puts his hotdog on top of a hamburger.
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...has a blood type of Rocky Road.
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...is so fat, he has to use a boomerang to put his belt on.
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... enjoyed the "check out my rocket" shirts from two years ago a little too much.
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