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Say you just won a quarter of a billion in the lottery. Took the cash option ofsay 190 million.
After some important stuff would you consider building the... __________ sports complex...including a new Football stadium and ice arena?

MACMAN wrote:Say you just won a quarter of a billion in the lottery. Took the cash option ofsay 190 million.
After some important stuff would you consider building the... __________ sports complex...including a new Football stadium and ice arena?

In a heartbeat....but the ice arena would be built before the football stadium! And even though we have a pool named after him, I'd still name the ice arena after Sam Cooper!!!

I would probably first build a new kick-ass Biology building, name it the "PGY Tiercel building for Science and all around geekiness". Probably endow a faculty position or two to recruit some people doing sensory neuroscience and bring in NIH money.


Though I think before building a new sports complex, I would provide funds to try to bring back a few of the mens sports that were cut.

PGY Tiercel wrote: Though I think before building a new sports complex, I would provide funds to try to bring back a few of the mens sports that were cut.

Nice thought, but I don't think you could just do that with $$$. You would have to add an equal number of women's scholarship's as well.

I would hire myself as the head football coach and hammb as my offensive coordinator. And build a new convocation center.

I'd upgrade any and all facilities to be the finest in the MAC and Midwest.

I would start numerous scholarships and grants where needed.

I'd buy a decked out motor home and hire my bud John to drive us to to every BG football game. We would show up on Thursdays.

I will now wake up from this dream.

I would buy the biggest airplane I could to cope with all the friends I never knew I had, deck it out in an "away" strip - I forsee a falcon logo on the tail, ay-ziggy-zoomba.com along the fuselage.

I would fly to exotic destinations seeking out young & wealthy female philanthropists who know the price of everything and the value of nothing, and use my polished charm to help them fund BGSU's long term survival by elevating the ENTIRE university 100 feet above the black swamp to protect the institution from rising sea levels.

I would donate my air miles to BGSU.

I'd do two chicks at one time man.

I'd split my money between stuff at West Hall and the football program. We would have the best football stadium in the MAC, and one of the best in the country.

hammb wrote:I'd do two chicks at one time man.

What was the next line...a guy like would have to pay that much for two chicks a the same time...

that was awsome by the way...good one to inject...roflmao

I would redo the Doyt and then a new ice arena.

But first, I would commission a sculpture which would appear to be a three story dildo. I would then have a neon sign saying, "We Care" place upon it.

You are not picking on the Saddlemire building.
I used to walk by that building and admire ....
no, I just don't have the words, however the current archtectural students get to have their upper class studios in that building.

A three story dildo...i cant compeat with that....
I have a hard time telling the wife that

...
is average

MACMAN wrote:

hammb wrote:I'd do two chicks at one time man.

What was the next line...a guy like would have to pay that much for two chicks a the same time...

that was awsome by the way...good one to inject...roflmao

"Well, the kind that would double up on a dude like me".

"Good point".

We can always count on hammb to bring up the incomparable humor of Office Space. One of THEE finest cinematic products of all time.

Just off the top of my head I believe it goes:

"Two chicks at the same time man"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I've always wanted to do that and I figure if I had a million bucks I could pull that off, chicks dig a guy with money"
"Not all chicks"
"I figure the kinda chicks that would double down on a guy like me do"
"Good point"

hammb wrote:Just off the top of my head I believe it goes:

"Two chicks at the same time man"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I've always wanted to do that and I figure if I had a million bucks I could pull that off, chicks dig a guy with money"
"Not all chicks"
"I figure the kinda chicks that would double down on a guy like me do"
"Good point"

Close enough.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do s**t.

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