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This is pitiful but University of Wisconsin at River Falls has its own Freddy Falcon mascot.


http://www.uwrf.edu/falconcheer/freddy.htm


Yeah, its another one of those slow days at work.

Freddy the Falcon wrote:Erin is a...Beef Managment major....

Possibly the best major of which I've never heard.

Freddy the Falcon wrote:Erin loves to work with kids and has her Childcare liscense.

Apparently there's not a spelling requirement for licensure.

jacojdm wrote:Apparently there's not a spelling requirement for licensure.

Apparently, knowledge of HTML isn't required to make Freddy's website, either.

Oh, and if the chick kneeling to the left in that group picture is in the costume... I don't want to meet Freddy in a dark alley.

If you are going to mock a UW school, River Falls is a good candidate (or its "sister" school in Platteville). It's primarily an ag/math/science school, with no party scene and the quality of women you would expect at such a place.

The women in that picture (especially the rather hefty one) are pretty typical of what you find there. Oh, and the biggest frat there is an "Ag." frat. Any jokes that you can come up with pretty much fit.

One of my wife's former colleagues at BG went there for undergrad, and had a hard time keeping a straight face when trying to defend the school when I was mocking the place.

It sure as hell isn't Madison, or for that matter Eau Claire, LaCrosse, or Point.

jacojdm wrote:

Freddy the Falcon wrote:Erin is a...Beef Managment major....

Possibly the best major of which I've never heard.

Especially if you're a women. There's entire half-hour of Comedy Central material in that one line!

1987alum wrote:

jacojdm wrote:

Freddy the Falcon wrote:Erin is a...Beef Managment major....

Possibly the best major of which I've never heard.

Especially if you're a women. There's entire half-hour of Comedy Central material in that one line!

I just love the way you guys just grab something and run with it.

Must be a slow day for a lot of us.