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Brady Hoke

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coaches the Ball State Cardinals.

He took the job because he thought it would lead to a friendship with David Letterman
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Brady Hoke was hoping we'd get tired of this by October 10th.

He was wrong, apparently. :D
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Brady Hoke doesn't understand why people call his school Testicle Tech.
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Brady Hoke has taken to calling Ball State fans "jar heads," but it isn't catching on.
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Brady Hoke
Who isn't housebroke
And can't take a joke,
Will suffer a stroke
And one hell of a choke
At the hands of the folk
With the brown and orange cloaks.
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Brady Hoke wants to change the schools nickname to the 'Nads. That way the fans could cheer "We're Ball State, Go Nads!"
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When Brady Hoke interviewed at Ball State, he asked "So where's the rest of the stadium?"
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Schadenfreude wrote:When Brady Hoke interviewed at Ball State, he asked "So where's the rest of the stadium?"
:lol:

You got that right SF! Last year we went over to Muncie for the game and that place is small....
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Brady Hoke thinks that any school with Ball in its name should have blue as one of its colors.
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Brady hoke coaches testicle Tech.
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Brady Hoke laughs uncontrollably every time he hears mention of "Ball State".
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Brady Hoke doesn't understand why there is "state" at the end, Ball isn't even a state,
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BGSUfanatUT wrote:Brady hoke coaches testicle Tech.
Someone else beat you to it by 17 hours and 50 minutes. Unfortunately you must go back to 597 posts. :P
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fredthefalcon wrote:
BGSUfanatUT wrote:Brady hoke coaches testicle Tech.
Someone else beat you to it by 17 hours and 50 minutes. Unfortunately you must go back to 597 posts. :P
Brady Hoke assumed no one would steal the phrase he coined and therefor didnt read all the other posts first
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Brady Hoke's idea of fun is hanging out in the Walmart in French Lick.
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