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....Constantly mistakenly tells people that he coaches for Florida Atlantic.

... secretly knows that missed XP's are THEE thing of the future.

....believes he is still the best quarterback to ever don the orange and brown.

...has traveled all over the world in search of an actual golden panther.

.....constantly shuts his seatbelt in the door. His car is the one where the buckle is making sparks down the freeway.

.....knits his players blue-and-gold socks every Christmas.


.....also, thinks his school colors are the most original in the NCAA.

... today threatened twice to fire his special teams coach for giggling entirely too loudly and spilling popcorn all over the couch as he watches Bowling Green game film.

...has a business card that reads "(Florida) International Man of Mystery"

is envious of Geroge Hamilton's tan.

... was very excited to hear about Bowling Green's little problem with a "Miami Whammy."

....takes up two spaces in crowded parking lots. On purpose.

can't figure out why the university is only in flordia.

....scrapes the cream filling out of Oreos and only eats the outer cookies.

still gives rodney dangerfield no respect...no respect I tell ya.

...compares apples and oranges no matter how many times people tell him he can't.