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BGSU "Bermanisms"
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:45 pm
by thewebboy
I was watching Chris Berman last night on ESPN and got to thinking about all his "Bermanisms" that he comes up with for players.
I thought it'd be fun to try our own BG players.
Check out of few of his Bermanisms to get an idea of what I'm talking about.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermanisms
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:48 pm
by thewebboy
Forgot my own...
"Drop Dead" Freddie Barnes
Low blow alert.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:10 pm
by Dayons_Den
AT earned his borrowed nickname from Michael Turner in the offseason . . . .
Re: Low blow alert.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:24 pm
by 1987alum
Dayons_Den wrote:AT earned his borrowed nickname from Michael Turner in the offseason . . . .
Re: Low blow alert.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:51 pm
by Jacobs4Heisman
Dayons_Den wrote:AT earned his borrowed nickname from Michael Turner in the offseason . . . .
Now that's funny.
Dan Bring Home the Macon.
D.J. Only the good die Young.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:58 pm
by Jacobs4Heisman
Tyler Sheehan me at hello
Kenneth Raisin Brantley
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:16 pm
by BGSUFootballFan
Oh man these are hilarious. I think he kind of stole my idea bc I am always saying stuff like this with my best friend and have been for some time. Although we always use it to describe something like... "I'm goin to get my Brain Hare cut" or "I gotta take a Chris Leak before we leave" My all time fav one that I made up was "Oh man, I gotta take a Chinedum Ndukwe" (to refer to the fact I had to go #2).. I've also used the baseball pitcher "El Duque" to describe that one!
We have so many omg, there is probably over 100 that we used, I dont want to type them all on here. But some BG ones that we have used are "I'm goin over to spend time with my Corey Partrdige family" "Have you Robert Redd this article yet?" "Did you go to the Nate fish Fry last night?" "Sorry I must have been taking an Erique Dozier (a nap)" "I'm gonna Tony Hunt-er down" "She likes me more, because I'm a Brandon Mack daddy"
Those are all the BG ones I can think of, but like Berman we use all teams and all sports, and not just that... people at work and everything! Good times..
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:19 pm
by Dayons_Den
Sounds like you might enjoy cockney rhyming slang.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:33 pm
by Jacobs4Heisman
BGSUFootballFan wrote:" My all time fav one that I made up was "Oh man, I gotta take a Chinedum Ndukwe" (to refer to the fact I had to go #2).. I've also used the baseball pitcher "El Duque" to describe that one!
I like to say "I've got to go take a Najeh Davenport".
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:43 pm
by BGSUFootballFan
Jacobs4Heisman wrote:BGSUFootballFan wrote:" My all time fav one that I made up was "Oh man, I gotta take a Chinedum Ndukwe" (to refer to the fact I had to go #2).. I've also used the baseball pitcher "El Duque" to describe that one!
I like to say "I've got to go take a Najeh Davenport".
That is hilarious! I'm gonna use that one on my friends, usually I use him as... "I'm taking a nap on the Najeh Davenport" of course I've said the same thing expect using Tim Couch! haha My other Green Bay ones, are "I'm an Ahman Green Bay fan" "We can go, as long as I get to be the Donald Driver (of my Lloyd/David Carr)" "I dont know, whata Bhawoh Jue?" "My favorite color is Reggie White" "Is that your Kabeer Gbaja buggy?" ...and many others!
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:59 pm
by nwofalconfan
Coach Brandon's wife already came up with one for Enrique Dozier (this was from an article in the Blade last week). He said his wife called Dozier "Bull" Dozier.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:03 pm
by dduncan
BGSUFootballFan wrote:Jacobs4Heisman wrote:BGSUFootballFan wrote:" My all time fav one that I made up was "Oh man, I gotta take a Chinedum Ndukwe" (to refer to the fact I had to go #2).. I've also used the baseball pitcher "El Duque" to describe that one!
I like to say "I've got to go take a Najeh Davenport".
That is hilarious! I'm gonna use that one on my friends, usually I use him as... "I'm taking a nap on the Najeh Davenport" of course I've said the same thing expect using Tim Couch! haha My other Green Bay ones, are "I'm an Ahman Green Bay fan" "We can go, as long as I get to be the Donald Driver (of my Lloyd/David Carr)" "I dont know, whata Bhawoh Jue?" "My favorite color is Reggie White" "Is that your Kabeer Gbaja buggy?" ...and many others!
God, GB fans are dorks. Though they are the nicest group of football fans that I've been around.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:06 pm
by dduncan
nwofalconfan wrote:Coach Brandon's wife already came up with one for Enrique Dozier (this was from an article in the Blade last week). He said his wife called Dozier "Bull" Dozier.
Come on. His 'wife' made that up? Ouch.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:14 pm
by BGSUFootballFan
dduncan wrote:BGSUFootballFan wrote:Jacobs4Heisman wrote:BGSUFootballFan wrote:" My all time fav one that I made up was "Oh man, I gotta take a Chinedum Ndukwe" (to refer to the fact I had to go #2).. I've also used the baseball pitcher "El Duque" to describe that one!
I like to say "I've got to go take a Najeh Davenport".
That is hilarious! I'm gonna use that one on my friends, usually I use him as... "I'm taking a nap on the Najeh Davenport" of course I've said the same thing expect using Tim Couch! haha My other Green Bay ones, are "I'm an Ahman Green Bay fan" "We can go, as long as I get to be the Donald Driver (of my Lloyd/David Carr)" "I dont know, whata Bhawoh Jue?" "My favorite color is Reggie White" "Is that your Kabeer Gbaja buggy?" ...and many others!
God, GB fans are dorks. Though they are the nicest group of football fans that I've been around.
I'll take that as a compliment, both the being a dork part and the being a nice fan. Hey at least everyone will like me this year because the Packers suck so bad (and whoever your fav team is will admitedly smoke us)! haha
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:29 pm
by windycityfalcon
COREY DON'T CALL ME A MEMBER OF THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY