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<rubs hands together fiendishly>

Excellent! The flagship is proud of you. Smack down the dirty Fredoites. Knock down their upturned collars and the smirks off their privileged little grills.

All is coming together as I have foreseen it.

Don't feed the trolls, children.

That is all.

OK, I can't help but feel some pity. You boys and Fredo of Ohio get a nationally televised game, yet the announcers spend more time talking about Ohio State and Michigan than they do about the two teams mudrolling before them.

That's gotta be a a blow to the old ego.

That's gotta be an unwelcome reminder of your place in the pecking order--although not as painful as the annual release of the USN&WR rankings.

That's gotta drive home who is Tonto and who is Kemosabe.

That's gotta say something about the whole pimp and ho relationship.

That's gotta remind you who is the chief and who is the squaw.

Somebody stop me before I hurt myself!

Bow Down To Your Flagship wrote:OK, I can't help but feel some pity. You boys and Fredo of Ohio get a nationally televised game, yet the announcers spend more time talking about Ohio State and Michigan than they do about the two teams mudrolling before them.

That's gotta be a a blow to the old ego.

That's gotta be an unwelcome reminder of your place in the pecking order--although not as painful as the annual release of the USN&WR rankings.

That's gotta drive home who is Tonto and who is Kemosabe.

That's gotta say something about the whole pimp and ho relationship.

That's gotta remind you who is the chief and who is the squaw.

Somebody stop me before I hurt myself!

No, by all means... Hurt yourself.

You sound like you spent a great deal of time watching the BG-Miami game. Thanks for watching.

PLEASE STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF I-71 so I CAN RUN YOU OVER>

Why bother hurting him...her...it? God, fate and mother nature herself seem to have done the job for us.