Tom Amstutz

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:10 am

I'm amazed this hasn't been started yet.

Tom Amstutz is glad his team plays on a real playing surface: lard.

RangerRocket · Post by **RangerRocket** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:23 am

Has been "Thinking Arby's" all season long...

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:53 am

Is one big mac away from "holy shiite".....

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:54 am

...'s rolls have rolls.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:57 am

Bought phony Pokemon cards from Tom Noe

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:01 am

...likes to lick his own breast.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:04 am

Thinks of Northern Illinois as 'the' rivalry school.

pottereed · Post by **pottereed** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:29 am

...is a better coach than coach Brandon

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:05 am

...causes the glass bowl's field to tilt ech time he steps on it.

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:18 am

Doesn't care who wins the Ohio State-Michigan game...

bgsufn · Post by **bgsufn** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:19 am

... Asked the Toledo Chapter of the Alumni Association to plan a watch party for this game.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:19 pm

is the real cause of earthquakes in California.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:20 pm

... Asked the Toledo Chapter of the Alumni Association to plan a watch party for this game.

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:33 pm

... never leaves home without his trusty date-rape whistle around his neck.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:36 pm

Dayons_Den wrote:... never leaves home without his trusty date-rape whistle around his neck.

...yet when it comes down to it, he never decides to use it.