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Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:10 am**

I'm amazed this hasn't been started yet.

Tom Amstutz is glad his team plays on a real playing surface: lard.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:23 am**

Has been "Thinking Arby's" all season long...

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:53 am**

Is one big mac away from "holy shiite".....

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:54 am**

...'s rolls have rolls.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:57 am**

Bought phony Pokemon cards from Tom Noe

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:01 am**

...likes to lick his own breast.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:04 am**

Thinks of Northern Illinois as 'the' rivalry school.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:29 am**

...is a better coach than coach Brandon

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:05 am**

...causes the glass bowl's field to tilt ech time he steps on it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:18 am**

Doesn't care who wins the Ohio State-Michigan game...

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:19 am**

... Asked the Toledo Chapter of the Alumni Association to plan a watch party for this game.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:19 pm**

is the real cause of earthquakes in California.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:20 pm**

... Asked the Toledo Chapter of the Alumni Association to plan a watch party for this game.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:33 pm**

... never leaves home without his trusty date-rape whistle around his neck.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:36 pm**

Dayons_Den wrote:... never leaves home without his trusty date-rape whistle around his neck.

...yet when it comes down to it, he never decides to use it.