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Post by BGorDeath »

What's going on here? No one started a prediction thread? I'm completely ashamed.

BG - 38
Univesity of Prickville(Ohio) - 27

At halftime, Big Ben assists with a cheerleading pyramid which falls on him bruising his ego, thus causing him to pee down his leg, which seeps into a scab on his shin and becomes infected causing him to cry like a little Kordell Stewart on the sidelines ending his season in Pittsburg.
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BGSU 35

Northwestern Wannabe U 17

Fearing a repeat of the "Safety Dance" debacle of 2005, the long snapper overcompensates and drills his first two snaps into the turf...the second one strikes a burrowing gopher, killing the animal. His animal firends become enraged and rally to the aid of the Falcons....Radabaugh is eaten by coyotes and Big Ben is sodomized by a goat
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Post by Falconfreak90 »

I could have sworn I saw predictions somewhere...oh well.

I have BG winning 37-23. Pretty close at the half but BG's offense is too powerful for MU to keep up.

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BG 2
Preps 0

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Post by MarkL »

The team wearing orange and brown football uniforms: 38
The team wearing red polos, with popped collars, and khakis: 17
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Post by Falcon137 »

Miami keeps it close for a half or 3 quarters on a special day for them honoring "Coach Hop" and Worthlessburger

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Post by Jacobs4Heisman »

If Good Radabaugh shows up: Miami 34 - BG 31

If Bad Radabuagh Shows up: Miami 14 - BG 31
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BGSU - 28
School with chunky stuck up wanna be britney spears chicks - 21 :wink:
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BGSU
31
MIAMI
17

I really hope we run a little more now that MAC play is starting, something tells me we've been saving it.
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Post by jacojdm »

Flipper wrote:Big Ben is sodomized by a goat
Well that'd be quite the reversal.
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Post by Zom »

BGSU 52
Miami 10

BGSU stuns the nation and pulls the covers off college football's most closely guarded secret - a scintillating and mesmerizing Falcon running game. Yes, a meticuously rehearsed and brilliantly executed fanfare of power plays for October's run at the MAC schedule, and Miami's Homecoming in particular.

Completely side stepping Miami's game plan, 3 BGSU running backs clock up stellar 100 yard + gameday stats to round out no less than 600 yards of total offense, and Falcon nation wakes up to a blitz of media adulation.
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Zom wrote:BGSU 52
Miami 10

BGSU stuns the nation and pulls the covers off college football's most closely guarded secret - a scintillating and mesmerizing Falcon running game. Yes, a meticuously rehearsed and brilliantly executed fanfare of power plays for October's run at the MAC schedule, and Miami's Homecoming in particular.

Completely side stepping Miami's game plan, 3 BGSU running backs clock up stellar 100 yard + gameday stats to round out no less than 600 yards of total offense, and Falcon nation wakes up to a blitz of media adulation.


I was thinking the exact same thing all season.
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BG 31
Rottenberger U 20

Run defense shows up and we force Rudabaga to beat us through the air. Hopefully we mix it up on offense.
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Post by Rightupinthere »

Whammy prevails.

MU by 7.
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BG- 16
MU- 14
4th & 13 on PU 32yd line.. 56,000 fans up on their feet screaming, i held my breath the entire play trying to make as little noise as possible.. wouldnt u know Sharon would make the biggest touchdown catch in the history of BG Football, FALCON UP!
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