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You may have to repeat your order.

He/She/It includes the words "injury" or "banged up" in every sentence.

Knows how to "dunk" the trash can onto the garbage truck!

Doesn't appreciate the finer points of most excellent jokes.

Speaks of the MACC (MAC Conference, instead of Mid-American Conference)

...swears that this is the year where they go to a BCS game!

...thinks that every media source has a vendetta against them.

...makes a joke about trees/STDs/calling BG students "hillbillies" and thinks it's the most creative thing ever said.

Signs you've encountered a Toledo football player:

...asks what kind of "action" the game on Sunday has.

...shows up to your door with a gun but only to "scare" you.

...wants to show you his brand new car that he has no idea how he got.

footballguy51 wrote:Speaks of the MACC (MAC Conference, instead of Mid-American Conference)

Holy cow, dude! This is supose to be fun and you dish out a cruel cut like that?

D@mn.

... has a stylish sign on top of his/her car that reads "Pizza Hut", "Papa Johns", or others.

...if you detect a strong odor of feet and crack on their breath.

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...if you detect a strong odor of feet and crack on their breath.

OK...That there made me throw-up a little in my mouth...

Can be identified while driving by the bullet holes in their cars.

The AMC Gremlin they are driving has the rear window wiper.

Conversation comes to a sudden halt when you provide him/her/it a shiny object.

Claims Coach Amnutz is on a diet.

...if you can see pee stains on their pants.