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1. Your porch collapses and ten dogs are listed as casualties.

2. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips when she tells the state trooper to "Kiss my @$$"

3. Your mother was your prom date

4. Your father's last words were "Hey, Watch This!!"

5. The diploma on your wall has the words "Trucking Institute"

6. You think your family reunion is a great place to pick-up chicks.

7. You define your manhood by how well someone else plays football

Feel free to add to the list.........BTW Do I understand right that there is a few Herd fans lurking and posting on the forum this week?

... you post 10 times a day on another teams board and have no itelligent thoughts.

...you think paying the MAC $400,000 to exit for a marginal conference at best, is a great deal! By the way I have some land for sale if your interested.

If getting dressed up to go out for dinner includes putting on camouflage.
If home improvement includes putting tires on the trailer.
If getting a drink involves a jug.
If parking a car involves cinder blocks.

If you bring soap to the public pool.

...you wear hunter's orange to perform pallbearer duty at your grandmother's funeral.

If you take a beer to a job interview....

If your house has wheels but your car doesn't.

Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy.

UK Peregrine Fan wrote:If you bring soap to the public pool.

Like I used to say when I worked at a water park white trash takes a bath for $14.95.

...if the number of teeth you have left is in danger of equalling your IQ if a couple more pop out.

...you can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.