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Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:05 pm**

Tom Amstutz is the coach of Toledo. ...He drinks his own pee.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:24 pm**

thinks Twinkies are one of the 4 major food groups

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:31 pm**

Is making his own versin of "Super Size Me" the 50 year extened version.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:33 pm**

eats his own belly button lint

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 4:34 pm**

his naval is so deep; if you drill it you can strike oil... well, grease at least.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:06 pm**

Tom Amstutz thinks Subway should have used him as their weight loss story.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:10 pm**

...hasn't weighed under 150lbs since he was 6!

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:10 pm**

....but when you compare Toledo to Marshall, they deserve the Nobel Prize for class, and not because they have a whole bunch!!

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:17 pm**

Tom Amstutz is a trip through the drive-thru away from being Mark Mangino.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:36 pm**

Tom Amstutz can deep fry chicken with his blood.

Tom Amstutz last saw his feet in 1974. There's something else he hasn't seen in over 30 year's, but decorum and this board's standards forbid me to mention what....

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:39 pm**

Perhaps we should create a faux all-you-can-eat buffet at say, Krispy Kreme? Maybe Fatstutz will fail to show up!!! Anyone willing to make the ad and casually send it onto Fatty?

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:41 pm**

Thinks Bruce Gradkowski is better than Omar Jacobs, just like his wife told him to.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:34 pm**

Tom Amstutz thinks Bob Davie and Bruce Godkowski would make a cute couple.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:46 pm**

...and Brucie Bruce are pediphiles at heart!

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:53 am**

. . .has appearantly won his bout with his inner demons. . .

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