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Toledo Jokes Thread.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:49 pm
by Falcon30
OK, we need a thread of official Toledo jokes.
A toledo grad walks into a bar, the bartender says
...."thanks for the delivery."
Why do Toledo coeds wear hoop earrings? They need footrests.
What is the difference between a toledo co-ed and a Porsche? Most men have never been in a Porsche.
and of course - Why is the wind so bad in BG? because TOLEDO SUCKS!
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:16 pm
by Flipper
Q: What's the quickest way to get a UT grad off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
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Q: Why did they build the Martin Luther King bridge?
A: So Amstutz could swim over to the Sports Arena in the shade..
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 11:20 pm
by TG1996
Flipper wrote:Q: Why did they build the Martin Luther King bridge?
A: So Amstutz could swim over to the Sports Arena in the shade..
swim... float... drift... I hear ya, man.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:20 am
by Rightupinthere
Toledo jokes? There's some redundancy there, I just KNOW it!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 8:07 am
by BGSUfanatUT
why does toledo suck so much?
because ut is there!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:06 am
by Dr. Bucko
Why do UT grads hang their diplomas on their rear veiw mirrors.
---- because it entitles them to handy-capped parking.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:16 am
by BGSUfanatUT
Dr. Bucko wrote:Why do UT grads hang their diplomas on their rear veiw mirrors.
---- because it entitles them to handy-capped parking.
I knew eventually it would suck for me to read this thread LOL. go future!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:33 am
by BGDrew
How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:03 pm
by TG1996
BGDrew wrote:How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.
I thought that would have been "2". One to screw it in, and another to bounce the old one off a coed's head trying to throw it in the river.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:12 pm
by Falconfreak90
Q. How many UT freshman does it take to microwave popcorn?
A. None, that's a Junior level course at UT.
Q. What does the incoming UT freshman get on his SAT test?
A. Drool
GO FALCONS!!!! SMASH UT!!!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:32 pm
by BGSUfanatUT
aww c'mon guys a little less academics bashing please, there are quite a few of us here that are grads/current students!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:33 pm
by BGSUfanatUT
aww c'mon guys a little less academics bashing please, there are quite a few of us here that are grads/current students!
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:41 pm
by Schadenfreude
TG1996 wrote:BGDrew wrote:How many UT students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 0, UT is too ghetto for light.
I thought that would have been "2". One to screw it in, and another to bounce the old one off a coed's head trying to throw it in the river.
Wow.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:45 pm
by transfer2BGSU
Fire in Toledo Football Dormitory Destroys Books
(AP) - TOLEDO
A fire early this morning at a dormitory housing football players on the PU campus this morning burned down. Included in the list of items destroyed in the fire are 15 books.
Coach Tom Amstutz is making a plea to the PU community to help replace the books as 12 of them had not been colored in yet.
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:48 pm
by TG1996
Schadenfreude wrote:
Wow.
I guess that was a little harsh, huh? With all due respect to the innocent victim, that one was intended for the unruly mob.