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I guess it's my turn to start the prediction thread.

You guys are going to rip me on this one, but here goes. There's no rhyme or reason to why we shouldn't win this one. Miami stinks and we should beat the crap out of them. But for some reason, I have a very bad feeling about this game, as if we're about to be let down again. I called this game as a loss in preseason, and I'm not swaying from that position.

Clay Belton moves the Miami offense better than they have all season, and a combination of turnovers, bad play calling, bad preparation, the Miami Whammy, and the Parent Weekend Jinx adds up to a loss.

Miami 28
Bowling Green 24

Bgsufalcon24's probability of victory = 45%

I can see it happening. I don't think we are a very good team.

BG 24

Miami 7

BG gets 12 safeties as a big wind and rain makes for a tough day for Miami long snapper.

Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 27
Miami Hurricanes 12

42-14 Falcons

I predict BG will fall behind early, maybe 3-0 in the first quarter, half the people on the board will proclaim that "BG sucks" and that Gregg Brandon, his dog, and half his extended family also suck, then find ways to discuss how much more people related to BG suck, not noticing the Falcons pulling away to a 37-10 win, which will lead even more people to complain about how everything sucks because it should have been 44-10, but stupid Brandon didn't elect to receive the kickoff in both halves and take the wind every quarter after BG wins the coin toss.

Then, they will complain about run-on sentences and people who point out that people complain about run-on sentences. And Communism. And sentence fragments. And starting sentences with the world "And".

Screw Flanders.

BG 35

Miami 24

Miami wont beable to score with us. With AT in the back field it will make Tyler's life a hell of a lot easier. Miami's maligned defense wont be enough to stop BG.

I go into the weekend with no expectations. I simply hope the team plays a solid game, represents the school and themselves well, and that they win.

But I don't get my hopes up very high anymore.

BG - 38

Pricks - 19

If the cheerleaders do not wear bras and panties, we all win.

TG1996 wrote:I predict BG will fall behind early, maybe 3-0 in the first quarter, half the people on the board will proclaim that "BG sucks" and that Gregg Brandon, his dog, and half his extended family also suck, then find ways to discuss how much more people related to BG suck, not noticing the Falcons pulling away to a 37-10 win, which will lead even more people to complain about how everything sucks because it should have been 44-10, but stupid Brandon didn't elect to receive the kickoff in both halves and take the wind every quarter after BG wins the coin toss.

Then, they will complain about run-on sentences and people who point out that people complain about run-on sentences. And Communism. And sentence fragments. And starting sentences with the world "And".

Screw Flanders.

This actually sounds pretty accurate.

What is the wine and cheese spread for the game?

I predict that I'll agonize over going to the game, or I'll leave my family on a Saturday afternoon and go to a bar to watch the game and just like the Wyoming game it will be a major blowout, and I'll end up feeling guilty about taking time for myself.

Did I make it to run-on? I wasn't an english major.

oh yeah, BG 31, Chicken Hawks 3.

My prediction:

The game ends 0-0 as the "curse of family/parents/legal guardian weekend" strikes again and parents of BGSU students finally snap over the high cost of tuition and rush the field to tear players from both squads limb from limb just moments into the first quarter. 24 dances a jig on the roof of the Sebo Center in celebration that he was the only one to predict the disaster. poorlycoachedbgsu blames Gregg Brandon for not throwing himself in front of the angry mob and for not coaching the players in the art of kung fu in order to defend themselves. Someone blames the band for the disaster. The band takes offense. They bicker back and forth about it. The argument drags on far longer than it needs to. Tekekini continues repeating "EMU" over and over, prompting an anonymous poster to send one of the giant, ugly birds to his doorstep to peck his eyes out. He is discovered the next day, badly injured on his front porch in his BGSU shorts, still repeating, "EMU... EMU..." Following the incident, the emu cannot be found because somehow Tom Amstutz caught it and ate it, feathers and all. Nick Moore punches him in the face for his stupidity and is arrested yet again. The sun continues to rise in the mornings, in spite of all of this.

The end.

Peregrinner wrote:My prediction:

The game ends 0-0 as the "curse of family/parents/legal guardian weekend" strikes again and parents of BGSU students finally snap over the high cost of tuition and rush the field to tear players from both squads limb from limb just moments into the first quarter. 24 dances a jig on the roof of the Sebo Center in celebration that he was the only one to predict the disaster. poorlycoachedbgsu blames Gregg Brandon for not throwing himself in front of the angry mob and for not coaching the players in the art of kung fu in order to defend themselves. Someone blames the band for the disaster. The band takes offense. They bicker back and forth about it. The argument drags on far longer than it needs to. Tekekini continues repeating "EMU" over and over, prompting an anonymous poster to send one of the giant, ugly birds to his doorstep to peck his eyes out. He is discovered the next day, badly injured on his front porch in his BGSU shorts, still repeating, "EMU... EMU..." Following the incident, the emu cannot be found because somehow Tom Amstutz caught it and ate it, feathers and all. Nick Moore punches him in the face for his stupidity and is arrested yet again. The sun continues to rise in the mornings, in spite of all of this.

The end.

Master!

Peregrinner wrote:My prediction:

The game ends 0-0 as the "curse of family/parents/legal guardian weekend" strikes again and parents of BGSU students finally snap over the high cost of tuition and rush the field to tear players from both squads limb from limb just moments into the first quarter. 24 dances a jig on the roof of the Sebo Center in celebration that he was the only one to predict the disaster. poorlycoachedbgsu blames Gregg Brandon for not throwing himself in front of the angry mob and for not coaching the players in the art of kung fu in order to defend themselves. Someone blames the band for the disaster. The band takes offense. They bicker back and forth about it. The argument drags on far longer than it needs to. Tekekini continues repeating "EMU" over and over, prompting an anonymous poster to send one of the giant, ugly birds to his doorstep to peck his eyes out. He is discovered the next day, badly injured on his front porch in his BGSU shorts, still repeating, "EMU... EMU..." Following the incident, the emu cannot be found because somehow Tom Amstutz caught it and ate it, feathers and all. Nick Moore punches him in the face for his stupidity and is arrested yet again. The sun continues to rise in the mornings, in spite of all of this.

The end.

For the rest of the season , all predictions should sound like this.