Application?
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:14 pm
Put in your application to coach our football team.
http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobdetail.cfm?job=3039448
http://ncaamarket.ncaa.org/jobdetail.cfm?job=3039448
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You don't need a driver's license for the Turdledo job:Dayons_Den wrote:It's funny to see jobs like that posted.
Two things struck me as interesting in the posting:
1. Only 3 years of collegiate coaching experience
2. Candidate must have a valid driver's license.
I would not make a good head football coach at all. I could easily recognize the flaws in our previous head coach, but I'm no more capable of fixing those than he was. Maybe if they need an offensive coordinatorFalconfreak90 wrote:HAMMB!!! Your door of opportunity just swung open!
AND... More importantly.... You would not be permitted to Tailgate prior to the game..... (meaning you would have to remain sober during the game)hammb wrote:I would not make a good head football coach at all. I could easily recognize the flaws in our previous head coach, but I'm no more capable of fixing those than he was. Maybe if they need an offensive coordinatorFalconfreak90 wrote:HAMMB!!! Your door of opportunity just swung open!I'm nearly unstoppable at Madden and NCAA on Xbox!
Plus I don't have the 3 years experience required for the position.
Classic quid pro quo.factman wrote:I heard today that we have hired Chuck Neinas, just like Toledo, Syracuse et all, to help in the search!
http://www.neinassports.com/