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Mizzou
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:40 pm
by jacojdm
Some funny stuff, some real stretches...
http://www.rockmnation.com/2009/6/18/91 ... nt-bowling
The author must not remember the games from 2001 and 2002.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:05 pm
by Falconboy
Damn you jaco. I was JUST about to post this as well in the free-for-all , realized the football connection and then switched it to football and found yours.
Yeah, '01 and '02 are faded memories for Mizzou fans.
Re: Mizzou
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:34 pm
by 1987alum
I'll bet the author can't remember a lot of things.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:55 pm
by moneymaker02
all i can say is wow. but yes i do agree with him that the national tractor pulls do provide a pr nightmare in telling people that its not a redneck town. infact my first thought when i moved to bg and found the tractor pulls were held there were "omg what have i gotten myself into, please dont be like deliverence"
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:44 pm
by tiznow
Douche. Again it shows anyone can put anything on the internet. In fact BG has won 3 out of the last 4 against Mizzou.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:40 pm
by footballguy51
I see in the comments that people posted a recap of the last game, where Mizzou came to BG and got hammered.
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:45 pm
by TG1996
God I hope we make it 4 out of 5.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:16 am
by Falconfreak90
footballguy51 wrote:I see in the comments that people posted a recap of the last game, where Mizzou came to BG and got hammered.
One of my favorite games of all time...especially when Mitch Hewitt snagged that INT and took it to the house to get us over 50...man, we effed them up BiG time that night.
"BOWLING FREAKING GREEN???" Remember their fan site after the game? Guys were like "This wasn't Nebraska we lost to...it was Bowling Freaking Green".
3-1...we own you, fellas. I have a pretty good feeling it will be 4-1 after 9/12.
GO FALCONS!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:05 am
by falconfan1999
That guy is a butt monkey for sure!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:06 am
by bgmaggot00
I'm glad he noticed that the Death Center was right next to the Cemetary. I always found that amusing myself.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:34 am
by moneymaker02
bgmaggot00 wrote:I'm glad he noticed that the Death Center was right next to the Cemetary. I always found that amusing myself.
Ya i liked it when they gave me the wrong medicine for tonsilitis and i had an allergic raction to the stuff they gave me
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:20 am
by FortWayneFalcon
Until now, I don't believe I've heard anything of the tractor pulls since I live in BG (16 yrs ago). So, this has to be good PR.
What's the name of that town Missouri U. is in? Seriously, I couldn't tell you.
What kinds of fun things do the nice folks around Tiger country do for fun that might be interesting for all those "pullers" that roll into BG?
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:38 pm
by Flipper
Wow...what a douche monkey..."whaaa...someone I don't know and will never meet called me names because they don't think I'm funny...whaa"
Christ on Friday, are all Mizzou fans this delicate?
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:17 pm
by Ineedbotox
Agree this is NOT funny. Definitely appreciate humor pieces, but this isn't one of them.
BTW, since my husband has made me a Big 12 fan and I will have to say Mizzou definitely has the most unattractive fans in the conference. Can't tell you how many no toothers I have seen wearing satin Missouri jackets. It's not a pretty sight.
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:19 pm
by h2oville rocket
ghtd36 wrote:Hey fellas (and ladies, I suppose, if girls get on Internet sports message boards). I'm the author of the post on Rock M Nation.
First things first: thanks for the kind words, like "douche" and "butt monkey." I feel oh so welcome.
Guys, they're jokes. No reason to get upset. I have nothing against Bowling Green. I quite literally have done this for six different schools now (Cornell, Marquette, Memphis, Connecticut, Illinois and now BGSU). As far as I can tell, BGSU's a cool school, and I enjoyed reading up on it.
And you guys have beaten us...what, three of four times? I didn't even bring that up; in fact, little to none of my piece has anything to do with football. Not sure why you'd all of a sudden point to that.
If given the opportunity, I'd write just as ridiculous (if not more) stuff about Mizzou. I mean...I photoshopped a picture of a Zulu warrior onto the head of Gregg Brandon. I think that alone should tell you how seriously you should take it.
Thanks for reading. I look forward to Mizzou's game against BGSU.
If you have any questions about the HUMOR piece that I wrote for the sake of HUMOR, I'd be happy to answer them. HUMOR.[/url]
OK, I don't get the Peter Green reference. Can't imagine anyone would want to dress up like Pete- he's had a pretty tough life since the old Fleetwood Mac days.