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Never too early for this, right???



...is not only the president of Hair Club for Men, he's a member too!

Takes ballet.

....has the finest photoshopped head of hair East of San Francisco.

....looked just like Mike Ditka until he shaved his 'stache...

Can't even hold Gary Blackney's coaching jock.

Jimmy Johnson is his hero

Uses his wife's douche as a nasal spray.

...thought the movie Troy was going to be about him and his team

...tries before every season to convince the administration a certain condom maker could bring in big bucks for the university.

....is still trying to find the answers to his four most important questions in life -

Who put the bomp in the bomp buh bomp buh bomp?
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?

. . . was a child TV-star in the 1960s

Lord_Byron wrote:. . . was a child TV-star in the 1960s

BRILLIANT!


....Thinks the US could run at a $15T deficit right now.

Is going to be 1-0 versus BGSU in 25 days.

In Ascending order... Troy Football...polish saaassage!...DIcka...Troy football...N...Gawwd!

uh oh, someone has issued a challenge! gotroytrojans.com loves this game.