Marshall's Admission Standard

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Marshall's Admission Standard

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What is it? I think it might be one of the following

Have you ever had intercourse with a relative? If yes, you are not admitted.

Have you ever taken a bath? If no, you are not admitted.

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VDub26Falcon wrote:What is it? I think it might be one of the following

Have you ever had intercourse with a relative? If yes, you are not admitted.

Have you ever taken a bath? If no, you are not admitted.

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Have you ever had intercourse with a blood relative? Welcome Aboard!

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daspollak wrote:Have you fewer than 5 teeth? Hello there future Magna Cum Lade.

No Magna Cum Lade for you! :mrgreen:
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If the answer to the question "Which has more teeth, your comb or your mouth?" is "What's a comb?" you are admitted and will likely graduate with full honors.
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There's and admission standard?!?! :shock:


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michhiker28 wrote:There's and admission standard?!?! :shock:


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Yes- an entering student must use the word "an" correctly in a sentence. :mrgreen:
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don't forget "arnt" or "aint".
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michhiker28 wrote:There's and admission standard?!?! :shock:


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Is that a sentence...nice use of the word And...you truly are a special student arent you...

Just mad because your school colors are orange and brown...id be ticked off too....
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Aaron wrote: . . . Just mad because your school colors are orange and brown...id be ticked off too....
Not to mention your ego and alter-ego. Or maybe you were referring to the Kingdom of Id?

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Hey, im not the one railing on someone admisison standards now am I.
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Aaron wrote:Hey, im not the one railing on someone admisison standards now am I.
That would be:
Hey, I'm not the one railing on someone's admission standards now, am I?

Nice playing. Come back once you've mastered the complexity of punctuation and capitalization.
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punctuation smack...

LOVE IT.

I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.
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Aaron wrote:punctuation smack...

LOVE IT.

I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.
We'll see you then Aaron. :twisted: By the way, while you are gone look up irony in the dictionary and you might figure out why my original post was "and".....lol!

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Aaron wrote:punctuation smack...

LOVE IT.

I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.

I'm thinkin' they will have heard the last of you by about halftime, Aaron my boy. This is not your father's MArshall. Unfotunately, it looks like a VERY long season for the Herd- and by the way I have had nothing but very positive experiences when we've played Marshall- at least from the fans. I seem to be in a minority with that opinion, though.
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