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Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:17 pm
by VDub26Falcon
What is it? I think it might be one of the following
Have you ever had intercourse with a relative? If yes, you are not admitted.
Have you ever taken a bath? If no, you are not admitted.
Add your own!
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:50 pm
by daspollak
VDub26Falcon wrote:What is it? I think it might be one of the following
Have you ever had intercourse with a relative? If yes, you are not admitted.
Have you ever taken a bath? If no, you are not admitted.
Add your own!
Have you ever had intercourse with a blood relative? Welcome Aboard!
Have you fewer than 5 teeth? Hello there future Magna Cum Lade.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:04 pm
by h2oville rocket
daspollak wrote:Have you fewer than 5 teeth? Hello there future Magna Cum Lade.
No Magna Cum Lade for you!
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:56 pm
by Flipper
If the answer to the question "Which has more teeth, your comb or your mouth?" is "What's a comb?" you are admitted and will likely graduate with full honors.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:09 pm
by michhiker28
There's and admission standard?!?!
--MH
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:40 pm
by h2oville rocket
michhiker28 wrote:There's and admission standard?!?!
--MH
Yes- an entering student must use the word "an" correctly in a sentence.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:57 pm
by LowryFalcon
don't forget "arnt" or "aint".
If your daddy is a coal miner do you automatically get accepted?
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:30 pm
by Aaron
michhiker28 wrote:There's and admission standard?!?!
--MH
Is that a sentence...nice use of the word And...you truly are a special student arent you...
Just mad because your school colors are orange and brown...id be ticked off too....
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:39 pm
by Lord_Byron
Aaron wrote:
. . . Just mad because your school colors are orange and brown...id be ticked off too....
Not to mention your ego and alter-ego. Or maybe you were referring to the Kingdom of Id?
Funny how pointing out typos works both ways.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:42 pm
by Aaron
Hey, im not the one railing on someone admisison standards now am I.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:03 pm
by Lord_Byron
Aaron wrote:Hey, im not the one railing on someone admisison standards now am I.
That would be:
Hey,
I'm not the one railing on
someone's admission standards now
, am I
?
Nice playing. Come back once you've mastered the complexity of punctuation and capitalization.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:04 pm
by Aaron
punctuation smack...
LOVE IT.
I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:13 pm
by michhiker28
Aaron wrote:punctuation smack...
LOVE IT.
I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.
We'll see you then Aaron.
By the way, while you are gone look up irony in the dictionary and you might figure out why my original post was "and".....lol!
--MH
Re: Marshall's Admission Standard
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:23 pm
by h2oville rocket
Aaron wrote:punctuation smack...
LOVE IT.
I will be back on Sunday morning with some REAL smack.
I'm thinkin' they will have heard the last of you by about halftime, Aaron my boy. This is not your father's MArshall. Unfotunately, it looks like a VERY long season for the Herd- and by the way I have had nothing but very positive experiences when we've played Marshall- at least from the fans. I seem to be in a minority with that opinion, though.