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...is wondering why he's playing against a team from Kentucky in NW Ohio

...is mildly surprised that, with all of the hype around this game, no one has started this thread yet

...tries to convince people Adrian Peterson is his brother.

Is grateful he hasn't taken a job at a crappy BCS school, unlike his predecessor.

...is waiting for the pin-setting machine to reset.

...wished Ian Johnson had proposed to him after the 2007 Fiesta Bowl.

...has blue pajamas and a blue bedsheet at home so he can hide from his wife.

...is checking his color swatches for bowling green.

...and is also checking his shorts for chocolate pudding stains after seeing Freddie Barnes' numbers from the first 3 games.

...is so frickin' sexy hot and smart and oh my gosh he's such an awesomeness coach who loves his famly and um does things that um are nice and good and things and... um likes cats and... loves... dogs... and um...






okay, i'm somewhat biased. but he does like cats.


just not birdies.

... worries about which one of his players is Smurfette.

Peregrinner wrote:...tries to convince people Adrian Peterson is his brother.

....tells them its the Adrian Peterson who plays for the Bears, not the one that plays for the Vikings

...thinks it's better to crash the BCS party, rather than be invited to it.

...thinks it's cool his team's fans join in the fun of this thread rather than take offense

...gives his cats tongue baths.

...is having 79,200 sq ft of Idaho Bluegrass being shipped to Ohio.