this morning's Gator Country
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:38 am
they're all pretty funny
http://florida.scout.com/2/324371.html
"11. SILICON VALLEY BOWL: They play this at San Jose State's Spartan Stadium. Spartan is probably a good word to describe this mini-pasture with grandstands. Fresno State is 8-3 and should have gotten a better bowl. Bowling Green fans are simply happy they don't have to be up to their wazzoos in snow in northern Ohio. After blowing the season finale to Holy Toledo, any bowl will do for Bowling Green.
12. ALAMO BOWL: For the next couple of years you will be able to say you saw Ohio State football on the radio. The NCAA jailhouse is the next stop after this close encounter with Texas Tech. It won't be long before the Buckeyes will be wearing those fashionable NCAA jumpsuits with crepe sole shoes. You don't think Jim Tressel won at Youngstown State with boy scouts, do you? He didn't do it at Ohio State, either. Texas Tech has promised to run the ball at least once a quarter."
http://florida.scout.com/2/324371.html
"11. SILICON VALLEY BOWL: They play this at San Jose State's Spartan Stadium. Spartan is probably a good word to describe this mini-pasture with grandstands. Fresno State is 8-3 and should have gotten a better bowl. Bowling Green fans are simply happy they don't have to be up to their wazzoos in snow in northern Ohio. After blowing the season finale to Holy Toledo, any bowl will do for Bowling Green.
12. ALAMO BOWL: For the next couple of years you will be able to say you saw Ohio State football on the radio. The NCAA jailhouse is the next stop after this close encounter with Texas Tech. It won't be long before the Buckeyes will be wearing those fashionable NCAA jumpsuits with crepe sole shoes. You don't think Jim Tressel won at Youngstown State with boy scouts, do you? He didn't do it at Ohio State, either. Texas Tech has promised to run the ball at least once a quarter."