Kent State Head Coach Doug Martin....

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:32 pm

....doesn't understand why Kent sells beer at home games

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:34 pm

lives in a tiny house on a pole with all the other MArtins.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:42 pm

wishes he was as good of a football coach as Dean Martin!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:41 pm

... was known in high school as "Fartin' Martin."

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:03 pm

... tells people he is a backup running back at Boise State, not the head coach at Kent State. After all, the former is more prestigious.

falconfan1999 · Post by **falconfan1999** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:12 pm

starts all teams meetings by asking someone to pull his finger!

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:18 am

...has two first names, and thus can not be trusted.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:49 am

..,kent read, kent write, thus is the head coach at Kent State.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:12 am

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...has two first names, and thus can not be trusted.

always says it you can trust him, it's guys with two LAST names you can't trust, like McLean Stevenson.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:07 pm

...is feeling confident heading into the game this week.

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:19 pm

would never try a ghost pepper. Not because of the heat it produces but because you should never trust ghosts.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:36 pm

... would consider eating a Capser The Friendly Ghost pepper.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:36 pm

Will NEVER be my favorite Martin!

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:51 pm

...can't find his taint.

Peregrinner · Post by **Peregrinner** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:42 pm

...loves it when BG's own fans decide to be Debbie Downers on this thread.

...always wished he looked like Doug Funnie.