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Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:32 pm**

....doesn't understand why Kent sells beer at home games

Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:34 pm**

lives in a tiny house on a pole with all the other MArtins.

Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:42 pm**

wishes he was as good of a football coach as Dean Martin!

Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:41 pm**

... was known in high school as "Fartin' Martin."

Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:03 pm**

... tells people he is a backup running back at Boise State, not the head coach at Kent State. After all, the former is more prestigious.

Posted: **Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:12 pm**

starts all teams meetings by asking someone to pull his finger!

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:18 am**

...has two first names, and thus can not be trusted.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:49 am**

..,kent read, kent write, thus is the head coach at Kent State.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:12 am**

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:...has two first names, and thus can not be trusted.

always says it you can trust him, it's guys with two LAST names you can't trust, like McLean Stevenson.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:07 pm**

...is feeling confident heading into the game this week.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:19 pm**

would never try a ghost pepper. Not because of the heat it produces but because you should never trust ghosts.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:36 pm**

... would consider eating a Capser The Friendly Ghost pepper.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:36 pm**

Will NEVER be my favorite Martin!

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:51 pm**

...can't find his taint.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:42 pm**

...loves it when BG's own fans decide to be Debbie Downers on this thread.

...always wished he looked like Doug Funnie.

Kent State Head Coach Doug Martin....