Miami Coach Mike Haywood...

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18 am

...is really ticked that bleeding heart liberal Redwingtom started this thread!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:23 am

... cringes whenever his defensive coordinator encourages the players to "lay the wood" on someboyd.

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:38 am

...wishes he could hyphenate his last name Heywood-Jablome.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:13 am

...is from Miami...which makes him a prick.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:16 am

...pisses the alumni off by signing his name "Mike(OH) Haywood"

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:34 am

... idolizes Charlie Weis.

VDub26Falcon · Post by **VDub26Falcon** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:46 am

...wears red, not because it is Miami's color, but because he simply loved the Soviet Union and everything it stood for.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:20 pm

Often bets on professional wrestling matches...

ktrain · Post by **ktrain** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:55 pm

once ate poop for breakfast, and will once again after Bowling Green throws all over them.

Redwingtom · Post by **Redwingtom** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:04 pm

...enjoys beating the Hay out of his Wood every morn.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:40 pm

Flipper wrote:Often bets on professional wrestling matches...

....and doesn't know its scripted

Pete Segaard · Post by **Pete Segaard** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:52 pm

...hates having two first names because no one trusts him and wishes he was this Heywood

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:39 pm

....doesn't want any BG fans drinking booze while watching the game on TV

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:40 pm

.... hosted Ohio University's head coach during Halloween weekend.

Click me

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:41 pm

Is ever so thankful that the MAC put Toledo on his schedule this year...