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Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:18 am**

...is really ticked that bleeding heart liberal Redwingtom started this thread!

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:23 am**

... cringes whenever his defensive coordinator encourages the players to "lay the wood" on someboyd.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:38 am**

...wishes he could hyphenate his last name Heywood-Jablome.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:13 am**

...is from Miami...which makes him a prick.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:16 am**

...pisses the alumni off by signing his name "Mike(OH) Haywood"

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:34 am**

... idolizes Charlie Weis.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:46 am**

...wears red, not because it is Miami's color, but because he simply loved the Soviet Union and everything it stood for.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:20 pm**

Often bets on professional wrestling matches...

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:55 pm**

once ate poop for breakfast, and will once again after Bowling Green throws all over them.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:04 pm**

...enjoys beating the Hay out of his Wood every morn.

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:40 pm**

Flipper wrote:Often bets on professional wrestling matches...

....and doesn't know its scripted

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:52 pm**

...hates having two first names because no one trusts him and wishes he was this Heywood

Posted: **Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:39 pm**

....doesn't want any BG fans drinking booze while watching the game on TV

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:40 pm**

.... hosted Ohio University's head coach during Halloween weekend.

Click me

Posted: **Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:41 pm**

Is ever so thankful that the MAC put Toledo on his schedule this year...

Miami Coach Mike Haywood...