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C''mon people...gameday is less than a week away and we havn't even begun to delve into his proclivities towards dating sheep?

...taught Zippy what it meant to be a lady one night after a couple of cases of PBR.

...has Michelin tires on his car.

...is not a very popular figure here in the city of Akron these days.

wishes he could wear a sweater vest without people asking him when he's due!

...still hasn't picked a side in the Eminem/Moby dispute.

...doesn't jump to conclusions, but does skip towards them in an effeminate manner.

...refuses to shake hands and remove his swine flu mask during recruiting visits.

... is browsing through all help wanted ads right now.

... wonders why Akron's A.D. has asked him to have Flipper show him how to operate power tools.

... thinks he can recruit Freakling 1 to Akron.

.... will be an unemployment statistic come December.

Rightupinthere wrote:.... will be an unemployment statistic come December.

....actually has the job search narrowed down to his final two but can't decide which position to take:

"Would you like fries with that" or "Welcome to Wal-Mart"

...has been asking Tom Amstutz how to get a job in the alumni department.

... turns watching game films with his staff into a drinking game.