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....will not have a good time returning to the Doyt next week.

BEAT TOLEDO!!!!!!!

... left Oklahoma State as defensive coordinator, thus Oklahoma State went from bottom 20 nationally in total defense to top 35 in one year.

... covets Toledo Tom's whistle.

BEAT THE ROCKETTES!!

...is lucky the phrase "OMG! Freddie Barnes!" is under 140 characters.

Thinks Hannah is the capital of Montana...

....doesn't get why the doorway into his office is extra wide

...wonders how Tom Amstutz ever fit into the driver side of that KIA he was made to drive.

...made a deal with Gregg Brandon to keep the visor look alive in the MAC.

...checks into hotels under the name Bim Teckman.

.....or just uses the alias "coach"!

...is currently not living every Ohio boy's dream.

still wears the BG clothes that he had accumulated while at BG under all of that ugly UT stuff he's forced to wear because it makes him feel all special underneath.

... Deep down wishes he would have never taken the job at Terdledo. His perks are a free Kia to drive and a life supply of condoms!

Once proposed to a goat, and was turned down!

....wants to play this game at Lucas County Arena