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Does anyone know why Toledo wasn't wearing the MAC logo last evening on their jerseys? Miami had it on. I thought all of the MAC teams wore ithe MAC logo.

Their coach thought the patches were coupons for McDonald's Big Macs and stuffed them all in his pocket.

How about seeing that great Marathon logo splashed all over the field? 8) Gotta plug my employer!

WH- You work for Marathon? Do you happen to know Joe Keglewitsch? he works there too.

BGSUfanatUT wrote:WH- You work for Marathon? Do you happen to know Joe Keglewitsch? he works there too.

Name rings a bell, but not sure I actually know him.

Warthog wrote: Name rings a bell, but not sure I actually know him.

"Do you know Quasimodo?"
"I don't know, but the face rings a bell."

TG1996 wrote:Do you know Quasimodo?"
"I don't know, but the face rings a bell."

Quasimodo is retiring, so he runs an ad for a replacement bellringer. The guy who shows up is a little scrawny fella. "You can't possibly be strong enough to pull the rope!" Q says. the fella replies that his technique is to run into the bell with his forehead. Well, at his first demonstration, the bell rings fine - but then knocks him over on the return, sending him smashing onto the pavement below. The police inquire of his name. Says Quasimodo, " I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."

The next day, another guy, the spitting image of the first one, appears - the brother, in fact, of the first one. He assures Q that he is smarter and quicker than his brother, and will get out of the way. All is well until payday - when he comes to work stinking drunk. Sure enough, he too is knocked to the ground by the bell, and dies. Once again, the police inquire. Again, Quasimodo says, "I never got his name, but isn't he a dead ringer for his brother?"

yes, THAT joke... thanks transfer! *laugh*