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Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:10 pm**

... is regularly asked what he wants on his Tombstone.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:32 pm**

...wishes his first name was Matt so he could play baseball.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:41 pm**

Moved to Huntington in hopes that the weather would cure his tuberculosis.

Posted: **Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:48 pm**

Keeps his enemies close and his cousins closer.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:03 am**

thinks its OK to corral BG's running backs.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:48 am**

.... enjoys a good pistol whipping from a female friend.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:49 am**

... can walk and chew gum at the same time ...... which makes him THE mental giant of Huntington.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:04 am**

...has a clause in his contract that makes Big Nose Kate the head cheerleader at Marshall during his tenure.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:38 am**

...wishes Marshall's logo was a portrait of Stalin or Lenin.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:28 am**

... saves a horse by riding a cowboy.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:03 pm**

... thinks trailer trash is the dumpster behind his double-wide.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:26 pm**

Likes to have tickle fights in the freshmen dorms.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:54 pm**

...wants Rick Minter's job.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:15 pm**

is still really pissed at Jamie Oliver.

Posted: **Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:41 pm**

VDub26Falcon wrote:...wishes Marshall's logo was a portrait of Stalin or Lenin.

(I'll take it this week!)
....Because he is a COMMUNIST!

Marshall head coach Doc Holliday ....