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Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:52 am**

... looks quite untrustworthy as a car salesman ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:40 am**

has a name that rhymes with ...

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:05 pm**

1987alum wrote:has a name that rhymes with ...

... genius?

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:47 pm**

misses the good old days of chasing the Duke boys in Hazzard County with Roscoe and Boss Hog!

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:08 pm**

......giggles every time someone says Kelly Shorts.

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:39 pm**

...changed his last name from "LaRusso" in the 1980's.

Posted: **Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:52 pm**

tried to be the new Sham-Wow spokesmen, but wasn't viewed as being very credible!

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:47 am**

Is a touch of hair gel away from being the "situations" cousin on season 3 of the jersey shore

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:08 pm**

...wishes he could grow a beard like Giants pitcher Brian Wilson

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:12 pm**

...wears moonboots and a Liger t-shirt.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 2:35 pm**

breakdances on cardboard in the Kroger parking lot on Main St.

Posted: **Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:46 pm**

...likes to write his first name with a silent "s", so it spells "nads" backwards.

Central Michigan head coach Dan Enos ...