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Posted: **Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:46 pm**

...is still trying to perfect his "invention" of the whistle-pen

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:15 pm**

is bigger than life, and thus has his own website. Also appears to be rather satisfied with himself.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:42 pm**

Is working really hard to fit into Tom's old coaching gear.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:46 pm**

.....as Coach Clawson said at the breakfast this morning, "but he has on orange boxers!"

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:48 pm**

..........is sad to hear that he won't have any friends around when Coach Ward goes back to Findlay!! He likes orange better too.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:54 pm**

...has perfected an exercise to increase the size of his neck without increasing the size of his brain.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:06 pm**

...excitedly called his realtor after being told of his classic Napoleon complex.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:09 pm**

...had Tony Robbins attend one of his recent seminars on self promotion.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:12 pm**

...brags about his past participation in the "G-20 Summitt," a poker game in the basement of Ohio State President Gordon Gee.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:18 pm**

...did a tortured duet with Eminem of Stan at a recent campus concert.

Posted: **Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:50 pm**

really thinks that the "rocket" outside of the glASS bowl is a WMD

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:24 am**

....wonders why Steve Spurrier is pissed at him.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:14 am**

...is the father of the Doyt Perry screaming chick who can't do the BG-SU cheer correctly.

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:41 pm**

misses Gregg Brandon

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:39 pm**

falconfan1999 wrote:really thinks that the "rocket" outside of the glASS bowl is a WMD

is confused when people criticize "Dubya" for saying "nucyaler"...

Toledo Coach Tim Beckman...