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...makes staff members say "May it please the court?" before making a point during meetings.

...has attended the last 12 Kentucky Derbys in drag wearing a gigantic flower hat.

...criticized the recruiting practices of the assistant volleyball coach in a move widely considered to be his "Sister Souljah" moment.

...tried in vain to stop a relative from marrying M. Thomas Zirconia.

...hopes the current situation in Korea will distract the world from his own tensions on the Michigan peninsula with Central and Eastern.

...left at 4:30 AM this morning and plans to return with a toaster oven, flat screen TV, a run stopping safety and bookend tackles.

...had a miserable Thanksgiving as he kept running from the table to the laptop to see if BG fans had started this thread yet.

... is afraid of the giant Falcon.

...when laid end-to-end with 299 of his relatives equals the length of Noah's Ark.