You get what you pay for

birdman · Post by **birdman** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:55 pm

Clawson is by far the lowest paided D-1 coach in the country. It won't take much to buy him out. Stop the bleeding and get ride of this bum before we suffer threw another 10 loss season. I went home for spring brake and the dog bit me. His name is falcon football. So we either get rid of the problem or I'll be forced to rename my dog 2-win.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue May 03, 2011 4:11 pm

Things birdman pays for:

Sex
Justin Beiber downloads
Selena Gomez posters
His mother's decision to ignore the warnings re fetal alcohol poisoning

Things birdman doesn't pay for:

English tutors
soap

gmartin · Post by **gmartin** » Tue May 03, 2011 6:32 pm

Birdman may pay for sex but when the girls show up they still turn him down.

birdman · Post by **birdman** » Wed May 04, 2011 6:29 pm

gmartin: That's true, maybe I should up the ante? Whats the going rate these days?

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Wed May 04, 2011 6:54 pm

Selena Gomez is hot.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu May 05, 2011 8:43 am

BGorDeath wrote:Selena Gomez is hot.

Well, she certainly likes Doritos.

takeoffeh · Post by **takeoffeh** » Thu May 05, 2011 8:50 am

Ok BM, we get it! You don't like the new coach (or as you would say..."the knew coach.") Tool!

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:20 am

Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu May 05, 2011 1:35 pm

Byron, that was well-played!

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Fri May 06, 2011 8:21 am

Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".

This is the football forum. Shouldn't the gnu have a vest and/or a visor?

PGY Tiercel · Post by **PGY Tiercel** » Fri May 06, 2011 8:43 am

..or a whistle

birdman · Post by **birdman** » Mon May 09, 2011 7:41 pm

Flipper: Hurry up and get 10,000 posts. When that happens. I'll take you out to dinner and do a toast in your honor. Just think of the time spent on the computer? How many hour would 10,000 post take. No wonder you never had a date. Maybe give FREDDIE a call ( Freddie Mercury that is)..One song he will not sing. Ya that's the one We are NOT the champions my friend.

birdman · Post by **birdman** » Mon May 09, 2011 7:47 pm

takeoffeh: The new coach? He's going on three years. In case you missed last season the falcons were 115 out of 118 worst teams in D1. Don't like the guy? No, just don't like paying him over 200,000 a years . How much do make a year?

1boisebro · Post by **1boisebro** » Mon May 09, 2011 7:50 pm

Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".

your gnu doesn't seem to have bottom parts.

would you have still posted it if you knew your new gnu was nude?

h2oville rocket · Post by **h2oville rocket** » Tue May 10, 2011 6:01 am

1boisebro wrote:
Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".

your gnu doesn't seem to have bottom parts.

would you have still posted it if you knew your new gnu was nude?

Only a prude knew the gnu was nude, dude.

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