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You get what you pay for
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 3:55 pm
by birdman
Clawson is by far the lowest paided D-1 coach in the country. It won't take much to buy him out. Stop the bleeding and get ride of this bum before we suffer threw another 10 loss season. I went home for spring brake and the dog bit me. His name is falcon football. So we either get rid of the problem or I'll be forced to rename my dog 2-win.
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 4:11 pm
by Flipper
Things birdman pays for:
Sex
Justin Beiber downloads
Selena Gomez posters
His mother's decision to ignore the warnings re fetal alcohol poisoning
Things birdman doesn't pay for:
English tutors
soap
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:32 pm
by gmartin
Birdman may pay for sex but when the girls show up they still turn him down.
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:29 pm
by birdman
gmartin: That's true, maybe I should up the ante? Whats the going rate these days?
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 6:54 pm
by BGorDeath
Selena Gomez is hot.
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:43 am
by 1987alum
BGorDeath wrote:Selena Gomez is hot.
Well, she certainly likes Doritos.
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 8:50 am
by takeoffeh
Ok BM, we get it! You don't like the new coach (or as you would say..."the knew coach.") Tool!
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:20 am
by Lord_Byron
Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 1:35 pm
by 1987alum
Byron, that was well-played!
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:21 am
by h2oville rocket
Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".
This is the football forum. Shouldn't the gnu have a vest and/or a visor?
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:43 am
by PGY Tiercel
..or a whistle
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:41 pm
by birdman
Flipper: Hurry up and get 10,000 posts. When that happens. I'll take you out to dinner and do a toast in your honor. Just think of the time spent on the computer? How many hour would 10,000 post take. No wonder you never had a date. Maybe give FREDDIE a call ( Freddie Mercury that is)..One song he will not sing. Ya that's the one We are NOT the champions my friend.
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:47 pm
by birdman
takeoffeh: The new coach? He's going on three years. In case you missed last season the falcons were 115 out of 118 worst teams in D1. Don't like the guy? No, just don't like paying him over 200,000 a years . How much do make a year?
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 7:50 pm
by 1boisebro
Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".
your gnu doesn't seem to have bottom parts.
would you have still posted it if you knew your new gnu was nude?
Re: You get what you pay for
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 6:01 am
by h2oville rocket
1boisebro wrote:Lord_Byron wrote:Or alternatively, the "Gnu Coach".
your gnu doesn't seem to have bottom parts.
would you have still posted it if you knew your new gnu was nude?
Only a prude knew the gnu was nude, dude.