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Posted: **Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:04 pm**

's mustache is used by farmers to indicate whether or not it will be a long winter.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:13 am**

...looks way too much like Sgt. Slaughter.

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:00 pm**

likes to milk goats........ with his feet

Posted: **Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:30 pm**

... is the only coach in America stupid enough to screw up an offense with Tim Tebow at QB.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:28 am**

... has always dreamed of recruiting these guys.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:54 am**

Is referred to by musicians as Steve Adagio and by bakers as Steve Asiago.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:34 am**

is really pissed everyone is still talking about Beckman and not him.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:10 pm**

...boos Santa Clause.

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:11 pm**

....doesn't want Temple joining the Big East because the geography makes too much sense

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:46 pm**

Would boo Mike Schmidt....

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:47 pm**

Thought they were serious when he heard it's always sunny in Philadelphia

Posted: **Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:51 pm**

puts the emphasis on the second "d" in his last name.

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:45 am**

's favorite college basketball team is Villanova

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:45 am**

...doesn't understand why Will Smith is so big in Philly

Posted: **Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:46 am**

...hates Philly cheesesteaks

Steve Addazio....