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Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:32 am**

...is finding life in the MAC ain't easy.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:42 am**

... can't be trusted because he has two first names, both women's.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:28 am**

has a brother named Larry and another brother named Darrell.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:58 am**

bitches about Bowling Green's attendance, too.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:12 am**

BGorDeath wrote:bitches about Bowling Green's attendance, too.

Thinks BG's attendance is NFL caliber compared to Kent State's...

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:18 pm**

.... picks up women at the bar asking if they would like to see his Hazell nuts.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:54 pm**

...roots against Rocky in the 4th installment of the series...

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:40 pm**

Needs the thread title to read "Kent State's 'Coach' Darrell Hazell"

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:17 pm**

's middle name is Mabell.

Posted: **Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:58 pm**

...wishes his mom had kept the apostrophes in his name. Dar'rell Haz'ell looks sooooo much cooler on the big screen.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:05 am**

...can't read and can't write

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:51 am**

BGFalconfromCincy wrote:...can't read and can't write

...has had numerous people attempt to explain this joke to him, but still doesn't get it.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:54 pm**

... Would be much happier if all his players played football the way that Antonio Gates played football while he was at KSU...

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:56 pm**

... has been searching furiously through the record books looking for Antonio Gates' receiving totals since the day he was hired.

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:06 pm**

wonders whether they named the university after Clark Kent and when Superman will show up again...

Kent State Coach Darrell Hazell...