Toledo Coach Matt Campbell...

[Redwingtom]

...still wears diapers.

[RangerRocket]

Loves McDonald's Happy Meals.

[BGWriter]

...Recently bought Clearasil in hopes of his face clearing up before prom season.

[musicman2343]

...still smiles when he hears about Campbell's soup thinking it's named after him.

[Falcon137]

...still gets ID'ed to buy lottery tickets.

[Rocket_Fanatic]

is secretly admired by Falcon nation because he is a much better coach than Clawson...

[ZuluWarrior]

smells - like the city he coaches in.

[MarkL]

... wishes he could recruit like Timmy but he can't, and wishes he could eat like Amstutz but he can't.

[kdog27]

...uses the screen name Peep among others.

[Falcon137]

....has to come to BG to find a good bar or party.

[ZuluWarrior]

...and pretty girls

[jpfalcon09]

...is tired of Tom Amstutz always eating his lunch.

[Flipper]

Is so incredibly bland that people are finding it more fun to make Amstutz jokes... In that vein...

DVR'd "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" because he thought it would featureTom Amstutz...

[Falconfreak90]

...misses the National Tractor Pull Championships every year.

[BGSUFanatic7]

said the word "Football" 22 times in his brief interview after last weeks football game.