Search Committee Interview Transcripts
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:28 am
Greg Christopher: Eighteen sports, one team. Can I put you down for ten thousand? Sorry, force of habit...(Danny Schmitz angrily leaves room)
Leslie Irvine: Temple's got bollocks to leave the conference so quickly. It's surely mad, innit?
Jim Elsasser: You're not 6'4"! Come on, back to back...(stands up)
Fran Voll: I suppose I like Teddy Roosevelt, but what does that have to do with--well, yes, Tom Selleck is a good actor...
Joe Sharp: Parking lot's ready. Who brought the beer? Ooops, wrong meeting....
Louis Orr: (long pause)...I think...It's just...We competed....(trails off)
Dennis Hopson: Did I mention I played at Ohio State? And in the NBA? Excuse me, I've got to take this. Hey Pip!...
Tom Amstutz: (indecipherable chewing sounds; escorted out)
Professor Jackson: You know you have to pay for that bottle of water...I am serious...and the ice...
Paul Krebs: (on conference call from New Mexico) He olvidado cómo hablar inglés. ¿Y un fútbol a casa y a casa cuando se contrata?
Sheri Stoll: No, no, I've got one. An accountant, a dean and a secretary walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is a athletic search committee?" Hiyooooo!
Hypersensitive Azz.com scold: Things have changed. The fans are so mean. For some reason they get upset when the teams don't win.
Leslie Irvine: Temple's got bollocks to leave the conference so quickly. It's surely mad, innit?
Jim Elsasser: You're not 6'4"! Come on, back to back...(stands up)
Fran Voll: I suppose I like Teddy Roosevelt, but what does that have to do with--well, yes, Tom Selleck is a good actor...
Joe Sharp: Parking lot's ready. Who brought the beer? Ooops, wrong meeting....
Louis Orr: (long pause)...I think...It's just...We competed....(trails off)
Dennis Hopson: Did I mention I played at Ohio State? And in the NBA? Excuse me, I've got to take this. Hey Pip!...
Tom Amstutz: (indecipherable chewing sounds; escorted out)
Professor Jackson: You know you have to pay for that bottle of water...I am serious...and the ice...
Paul Krebs: (on conference call from New Mexico) He olvidado cómo hablar inglés. ¿Y un fútbol a casa y a casa cuando se contrata?
Sheri Stoll: No, no, I've got one. An accountant, a dean and a secretary walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is a athletic search committee?" Hiyooooo!
Hypersensitive Azz.com scold: Things have changed. The fans are so mean. For some reason they get upset when the teams don't win.