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he's the football coach at Kent State.

and he wears white socks with sandals

winks at himself in a mirror as he passes, thinking of his undefeated record as head football coach at KSU.

is regretting his decision this week to not become a basketball coach.

...picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

...can't wait to get his Haynes on you.

Got the job at Kent because in his interview with the athletic director he said, "Just wait til I get my Haynes on you."

Too slow to hit the enter button- JP got it in just before me

...believes in wearing white clothing after Labor Day.

said, and I quote,"I'll even get my hair styled just like Darrell!"

...wants to change the main color of Kent State to red because...

VDub26Falcon wrote:...wants to change the main color of Kent State to red because...

HE'S A COMMUNIST!

Will be very 'brief" during the press conference after his loss to BG.

thinks BG concessions did a superb job during the Tulsa game

...is paying hush money to the Amish mafia to keep the "sheep incident" out of the papers...

...thinks he's Batman!

And would admittedly make a better batman than Ben Affleck.

And no, that's not a compliment.