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....wishes there was a Myles location in Starkville.

...now realizes Indiana is for real and is gaining a new respect for BG as he studies film.

Wanted to become the first Irish American HC in BG history.

... used to have a poster of Urban Meyer in his bedroom but threw it away once he discovered Meyer was a giant douche.

...thinks the vultures flying over his house are good luck charms.

...wants his school referred to as Ole Miss State

...busts out the hair gel, skinny tie and Tommy Tutone CD and owns 80's night in the cocktail lounge at the Starkville Holiday Inn...

....loves this look

... is planning a team event to go watch the new Hunger Games movie.

...is a clasically trained auguste clown named Fizbo.

...annually awards the "Nobel Prize," an honor given to the Mississippi State fan who makes the most noise in spite of the ban on cowbells.

...willing to allow a Falcon fan to call the MSU first possession plays for a Myle's half-bake Meat Lovers Pizza

...always wished his last name ended with a "t".