Miami Interim Head Coach Mike Bath...

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:41 am

...petitioned to have Fred C. Yager Stadium's name changed to Fred, Bath and Beyond.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:42 am

...prefers showers.

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:51 am

mscarn wrote:...prefers showers.

...of the golden variety...

factman · Post by **factman** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:27 pm

.............likes to drop his soap in the Miami locker room shower.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:36 pm

...sent his defensive line to film a Dave Meyer sack video and they missed.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:18 pm

...finds the Ben Roethlisberger penned book "How To Pick Up Girls" the greatest literature ever produced.

BGFalconfromCincy · Post by **BGFalconfromCincy** » Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:37 pm

...tries to claim that he invented the bath tub

zete · Post by **zete** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:07 am

...shows film clip of himself running 45 yards vs. OSU in Ohio Stadium time and time again to his players

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:02 am

...looks forward to the point in the game when the announcers ignore the action on the field and talk about the BCS.

mscarn · Post by **mscarn** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:03 am

...read about the importance of "branding" his team and contacted a cattle ranch to get the equipment.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:51 pm

..tries to convince people his name is pronounced bay-th because he's tired of all the bath jokes...

mmisbg · Post by **mmisbg** » Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:59 pm

...would be getting paid a lot more money if he knew the difference between "interim" and "intern".

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:56 am

... has a calendar on his wall counting down the days to when he can get a new job.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:45 pm

Only took the position because Miami no longer has the Redskins as their mascot.

AZZZZ · Post by **AZZZZ** » Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:48 pm

...requires all players to end his name with "salts".