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Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:41 am**

...petitioned to have Fred C. Yager Stadium's name changed to Fred, Bath and Beyond.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:42 am**

...prefers showers.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:51 am**

mscarn wrote:...prefers showers.

...of the golden variety...

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:27 pm**

.............likes to drop his soap in the Miami locker room shower.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:36 pm**

...sent his defensive line to film a Dave Meyer sack video and they missed.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 3:18 pm**

...finds the Ben Roethlisberger penned book "How To Pick Up Girls" the greatest literature ever produced.

Posted: **Thu Oct 31, 2013 4:37 pm**

...tries to claim that he invented the bath tub

Posted: **Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:07 am**

...shows film clip of himself running 45 yards vs. OSU in Ohio Stadium time and time again to his players

Posted: **Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:02 am**

...looks forward to the point in the game when the announcers ignore the action on the field and talk about the BCS.

Posted: **Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:03 am**

...read about the importance of "branding" his team and contacted a cattle ranch to get the equipment.

Posted: **Fri Nov 01, 2013 2:51 pm**

..tries to convince people his name is pronounced bay-th because he's tired of all the bath jokes...

Posted: **Sat Nov 02, 2013 10:59 pm**

...would be getting paid a lot more money if he knew the difference between "interim" and "intern".

Posted: **Sun Nov 03, 2013 7:56 am**

... has a calendar on his wall counting down the days to when he can get a new job.

Posted: **Sun Nov 03, 2013 4:45 pm**

Only took the position because Miami no longer has the Redskins as their mascot.

Posted: **Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:48 pm**

...requires all players to end his name with "salts".

Miami Interim Head Coach Mike Bath...